A pint of beer will legit cure any breathing problems due to chlorine

It's totally true. A pint of beer will legit cure any breathing problems due to chlorine. In a recent study conducted at Harbord Collegiate in 2013, a group of swimmers swam in a really chilly pool with a lot of chlorine. 70% of the swimmers left early due to respiratory issues, chilliness, or by using the first two issues as an excuse. 5% of the swimmers went home and had a bottle of Maudite while watching YouTube videos and sending text messages. Totally cured.